UN/NWO Attack On Alcoa Plant Foiled!

Reported January 18, 1998
Point Comfort, Texas USA

[I found this article in a local publication.]

Sources indicate that an attempted assault earlier this month by UN / NWO forces against an installation of vital strategic interest was defeated by alert Texans on the Gulf Coast. Although no first-hand information is
available, our reporter managed to interview several of the heroic persons
responsible for this latest in the ongoing struggle.

"Well, me an' the boys was doin' a routine patrol along lower Lavaca Bay, lookin' for infiltrators," stated Jan Prasek, head of the South Texas UNIT Patrol and Interception Detachment. "All of a sudden we looks out in the water and we sees this here oyster boat with the name 'La Chingada' on the stern, and we knowed right away it couldn't be no real American boat. Silly fools was even exertin' theyselves dredgin' up oysters as part of their disguise"

"Yeah, but they wasn't foolin' nobody" expanded Jan Holub, Prasek's second-in-command. "That there name was a dead giveaway, plus the fact that every dang fool roundabouts here knows y'all don't go dredgin' for oysters in that part of Lavaca Bay; dang things all taste like bauxite from there."

"Well," added Jan Hloupy, a Detachment member, "we puts some rounds across their bow an' ordered 'em to heave to the shore. Then they gone an' tried to make a run fer it, but they gone an' run aground on an oyster bank."

"Yeah," recounted Zhopec, another Detachment trooper, "they gone an' got real brave just then, makin' all sorts of rude gestures, chunkin' oysters at us, an' showin' off their language trainin' by cussin' us in real-soundin' American. But them there silly fools didn't know you can walk clear across the bay at low tide; we just walked right out there an' boarded that there boat an' brought it ashore."

On the shore, Detachment troops searched the vehicle thoroughly and found further evidence exposing the crew of the La Chingada as an infiltration attempt. Stated Prasek: "We gone an' found several cases of Carta Blanca
beer, quickly confiscated to prevent it from fallin' into the wrong hands. Best of all, we found a map of Lavaca Bay with depth markings on it. Ain't nobody 'round hereabouts pays no never mind to that there sort of nonsense;
after a good rain we all use our trucks to go bar-ditch skiing, so what's a few feet of water more or less?"

This contact proved the extreme depth and effectiveness of the counter-interrogation training given to UN / NWO infiltration forces. "Heck," said Prasek. "I done gone an' had ol' Thibodeaux an' Belizar here talk that there frog language at 'em for dang near an hour straight, an' them there infiltratin' UN sumbitches just gone an' sat there an' acted like they didn't understand a single word."

At this point the infiltration unit's backup team arrived on the scene, cleverly disguised as Calhoun County sheriff's deputies. In the ensuing confusion the infiltration team was able to get back to their boat and escape
to open waters.

Prasek, however, was undaunted by this unfortunate turn of events. "Aw, heck," he commented. "We knows they'll be back. An' we'll be ready for 'em again."

C.R.
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